Tennis

So far ringing round eight men and three women have signed up, we are going to need some more women to make this an interesting event...

We have two courts at the hall, both clay. I think they were installed when the place was a hotel but they might date from the school phase. There is also a squash court but its still full of the junk we stripped out during the renovation. Most of it is just junk, some of it is important.

As for the questions from the women as to why they don't get to see the men: some of the trees had to come down after a storm last winter and the courts are visible from the churchyard. We are far enough away to get away with panty-less tennis but nude would create too much conversation in the village.

Given the time available I suggest that matches consist of a single set.